- Лавров пригрозил порвать пасть Евросоюзу!
- Не порвать пасть, а разорвать контакты с Евросоюзом...
- А я что сказал?


— Извините, а в этом коктейле есть ром или виски?
— Нет, что вы, это же безалкогольная вечеринка.
— Извините, а где тут выход?


Красное вино хорошо подходит к мясу, а раз уж я полностью состою из мяса, то кто я такой, чтобы сопротивляться.
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